Get ready for this extremely long list of very worthy nominations:
Cameron Roles - for unsociable behaviour on the chair lift and inflicting smells on a German couple.
Mr Taylor - for shouting YOLO (again) bumping Anna-Marie out of the way and carrying on with no regard for her safety.
Paige Flynn - for going missing on the piste; she was enjoying herself so much she went back up on the lift for another run down the slope while the others waited for 15 minutes.
Tom Hibbs - for not following clear instructions to get off the chair lift at the first stop. Instead he came off the chair lift on the second stop and, after a lot of panicking from the group, he eventually appeared running towards them from a distance carrying his skis in a fluster.
Mr Monger - for failing on a pedestrian ski jump and landed spread-eagled on the floor and face-planting the snow.
Genevieve Kirk - for coming down the mountain backwards and knocking a German woman off her feet and getting involved in a heated discussion with her husband about the incident.
Harrison Stevens - for failing to follow chairlift instructions and, in his frustration, broke his ski pole with his forehead.
Mr Weeks - for losing his ski pass on the piste (due to a zip malfunction) and for squashing through the turnstiles with the instructor at every lift.
Mr Lewis - for not listening to his own advice and leaving his ski pass in his coat (as a good boy) in the restaurant (not that good) and expecting Mr Ling to deliver it to him like Parcel Express.
Sophia Harpin - for pressing the wrong buttons in the lift, firstly the phone button which contacted the emergency services and then secondly, in her panic, the STOP button which plunged the lift into darkness. It froze, mid journey, causing a Swiss gentleman who was already very late for work to be even later.
It was a tight call between Harrison Stevens and Mr Taylor with a second clapathon to determine the winner.
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